January 2012
My mom trying to get me off tumblr:
letsgotosonic15:
You’re going to have to catch me first!
Bazinga!
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
Reblog if you care about me.
christinatheduck:
c:
aww this is so sweet
December 2011
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Repo the Genetic Opera appreciation post
thelaughterofagod: